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    Thank you AJC http address for expressing how I feel right now about this news. “Gun Bill Hell” indeed

    Thank you AJC http address for expressing how I feel right now about this news. “Gun Bill Hell” indeed

     
  2. dating in the modern age

    A response to this article on Thought Catalog: 18 Ugly Truths About Modern Dating That You Have To Deal With

    1. The person who cares less has all the power. Nobody wants to be the one who’s more interested.

    Already out the gate with something so blatantly wrong! Has this guy paid attention to any of human history? The man has all the power. (For gays: the pitcher.) Because the man can hit the woman— oh, that’s not it? Then what power are you talking about? Unless you’re talking about beating someone, who gives a shit about “power” when it comes to love? Are you dating Game of Thrones? (Machiavelli would be a dope pick-up artist handle tho)

    2. Because we want to show how cavalier and blasé we can be to the other person, little psychological games like ‘Intentionally Take Hours Or Days To Text Back’ will happen. They aren’t fun.

    If someone is “cavalier” and “blasé,” I’m going to assume that they’re “rude” and “not interested.” I’m too dense for psychological games. If you play them, then you’re gonna waste energy setting up a whole elaborate chessboard of emotional manipulation only for me to give up on learning all those boring, pointless rules before wandering off in search of someone who’ll join me for, like, regular games (or sexual games [nude Twister, nude paintball, nude sex])

    3. A person being carefree because they have zero interest in you looks exactly like a person being carefree because they think you’re amazing & are making a conscious effort to play it cool. Good luck deciphering between the two.

    Is it Opposite Day??? Well I guess up is down, I’ll wear my pants inside out, and I’ll pretend not to care for the people I care about desperately hyuk~! Like if behaving the opposite of how you actually feel is your day-to-day play, you have made your standard of living into one of CONSTANT COGNITIVE DISSONANCE. You’re living your life in a fashion opposite to what your brain and heart are telling you? Isn’t that insanely uncomfortable?

    4. Making phone calls is a dying art. Chances are, most of your relationship’s communication will happen via text, which is the most detached, impersonal form of interaction. Get familiar with those emoticon options.

    Oh no. All of my friends only text me. I’m trapped. In this talkless void. Will I ever converse again. I am forgetting how to talk. Curse this texting-brick in my hand, if only it had a function where I could use my voice to talk to people. What I would give for a “telling-fone” or even the chance to use a text message to set up a face-to-face meeting, but this is the future where we all permanently live in 4x4 steel cubes with only our texting-bricks and nothing more.

    5. Set plans are dead. People have options and up-to-the-minute updates on their friends (or other potential romantic interests) whereabouts thanks to texts & social media. If you aren’t the top priority, your invitation to spend time will be given a “Maybe” or “I’ll let you know” and the deciding factor(s) will be if that person has offers more fun/interesting than you on the table.

    Lol this guy actually thinks that he should be the most interesting/fun thing in his friends’ life. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WON SUPERBOWL TICKETS—WE WERE GOING TO THE TACO TRUCK ON SUNDAY.” It should be pretty obvious if someone doesn’t want to hang out with you. Biggest clue? They’re never near you for any reason.

    6. Someone who hurt you isn’t automatically going to have bad karma. At least not in the immediate future. I know it only seems fair, but sometimes people cheat and betray and move on happily while the person they left is in shambles.

    you’re telling me Carrie was fiction??????

    Life isn’t fair. what else is new

    7. The only difference between your actions being romantic and creepy is how attractive the other person finds you. That’s it, that’s all.

    True! Because the words define differing states of emotional intimacy. It is as difficult to be romantic to a stranger as it is to be creepy to a lover. But yeah so that’s just old truthful dictionary entries, not a modern truth.

    8. “Let’s chill” & “Wanna hang out?” are vague phrases that likely mean “let’s hookup” — and while you probably hate receiving them, they’re the common way to invite someone to spend time these days, and appear to be here to stay.

    Wait a sec, so you’re telling me that every time I’ve invited a girl to “hang out” or “chill” with me, she’s arrived at the rendezvous expecting a one-way bullet train ticket to Sexingville? (pop. 2). You know, if you’re ever confused if someone wants to hook up, you can ask them “do you want to hook up?” Cause then you don’t have to stress about it and, should you guys ride the monorail straight to Penetratopia, you have written consent protecting you from rape accusations!

    9. Some people just want to hookup and if you’re seeking more than sex, they won’t tell you that they’re the wrong person for you. At least, not until after they score your prize. While human decency is ideal, honesty isn’t mandatory.

    I imagine the author of this piece waking up next to a girl on a Saturday morning, realizing what’s happened, and leaping up out of bed, exclaiming “I’VE SCORED YOUR PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiZE!” as he flees out the front door.

    haha oh man any girl who thinks fucking me is a “prize” really needs to get her priorities in order

    10. The text message you sent went through. If they didn’t respond, it wasn’t because of malfunctioning phone carrier services.

    Or they forgot. Or their phone broke. Or they were driving when they got the text. Or they’re asleep. Or they’re angry at you. Or they’re sad. Or they went to jail. Or they lost their phone. Or the battery’s dead. Or they’re eating. Or you’re not worth their time. Or they’re not worth your time. Huh, funny how that works. I mean, if someone doesn’t text me back then I guess they aren’t talking to me so I guess I won’t talk to them.

    11. So many people are scared of commitment and being official that they’ll remain in a label-free relationship, which blurs lines and only works until it doesn’t. I’ve said it many times before, I’ll say it again – “we’re just talking” is opening the door for cheating that technically wasn’t cheating because, hey, you weren’t together together.

    “SO MANY PEOPLE ARE SCARED OF COMMITMENT” says the dude who fails to acknowledge every existing couple. Is everyone single afraid of going official? If so, how do single people ever start dating? HAVE WE HIT PEAK RELATIONSHIPS? IT’S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE human extinction begins not with a bang, but a whimper (the whimper of awkward singles)

    12. Social media creates new temptations and opportunities to cheat. The private messaging and options for subtle flirtation (e.g. liking of pictures) aren’t an excuse or validation for cheating, but they certainly increase the chances of it happening.

    Jesus christ here’s a much better relationship tip: if you are in a happy relationship and you’re browsing facebook and you see someone’s picture and you’re like “yeah, I’m gonna Like this photo and she’ll know I’m dtf” then end your fucking sexless boring relationship that’s constructed entirely on the fear of a little instability. You’re like a 47 year-old suburban father in a 20-something’s ripped bod, just break up with this person you obviously don’t care about and go prowl on those Facebook people you like! You like them more than the person you’re dating! Don’t just Like their pictures, get single and go like their life! Damn yall.

    13. Social media can also create the illusion of having options, which leads to people looking at Facebook as an attractive people menu instead of a means of keeping contact with friends & family.

    Hahahaha “the illusion of having options” like you’re browsing Facebook and developing this fantasy of being able to fuck everybody you see—social media can also apparently create a dangerously narcissistic outlook on life.

    14. You aren’t likely to see much of someone’s genuine, unfiltered self until you’re in an actual relationship with him or her. Generally people are scared that sincerely putting themselves out there will result in finding out that they’re too available, too anxious, too nerdy, too nice, too safe, too boring, not funny enough, not pretty enough, not some other person enough to be embraced.

    I agree. And this is the definition of dating since dating was invented to replace raping. Even when you give me a truth, it’s not modern.

    15. Any person you get romantically involved with you’ll either wind up staying with forever or breaking up with them at some point. These are equally terrifying concepts.

    Yes this is the futility and nothingness of life, all love ends in sadness necessarily. This isn’t new. This is basic existentialism. I’ll either die as I plan or die accidentally, doesn’t mean I should stop living for fear of not knowing which.

    16. When dating, instead of expressing how they feel directly to you, a person is more likely to post a Facebook status or Instagram a Tumblr-esque photo of a sunset with a quote or song lyric of someone else’s words on it, and while it may not mention your name, it’s blatantly directed at you.

    Yo someone needs to take a look at the author’s internet history because he’s clearly dating 13 year-olds. This is literally what I did on AIM when I was a pre-teen

    17. There are plenty of people who’ll have zero respect for your relationship and if they want the person you’re with, they’ll have no qualms with trying to overstep boundaries to get to ‘em. Girl code and guy code are wishful thinking and human code isn’t embedded in everyone.

    “There are plenty of stronger apes out there, completely capable of tearing your mate from your grasp and slinging her across their broad shoulders. Unfortunately, there’s nothing you can do. Just remember: your partner also has no choice in the matter. Both of you are helpless and your simian brains cannot make decisions. I’m David Attenborough, with BBC’s Planet Earth

    18. If you get dumped, it’s probably going to be pretty brutal. People can cut ties over the phone and avoid seeing the tears stream down your face or end things via text and avoid hearing the pain in your cracking voice and sniffling nose. Send a lengthy text and voilà, relationship over. The easy way out is far from the most considerate.

    “The easy way out is far from the most considerate.” Ohhhh my god dude you’re so close, you’ve almost got it, I hate how close you are and you end it there. You can sum up this entire piece, you could give us readers something to grow off, I think you can avoid these “truths” altogether. If inconsiderate people take the easy way out, you shouldn’t get involved with inconsiderate people. And maybe it takes awhile to figure out someone’s inconsiderate, or maybe someone you’re close to becomes inconsiderate over time, but you can’t be blamed for that.

    but as always take anything I write with a grain of salt because nobody loves me

     
  3. sometimes I wish there was a kill shot when I was hugged by NYU’s prez as the Bobcat

     
  4. in making this i combined two of my passions: this show and boob’s

    in making this i combined two of my passions: this show and boob’s

     
  5. Lasquite’s Saint Bernards 2011

    Not sure if I’ve ever posted this video of blonde Benardlord Skäven at an early age but it is required viewing.

     
  6. if you’re reading this: never change

     
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    Okay so they say it was an accident but I can’t think of a better way to rattle the Mets pre-game
I want to hang a print of this on my wall.

    Okay so they say it was an accident but I can’t think of a better way to rattle the Mets pre-game

    I want to hang a print of this on my wall.

     
  8. 18:46 7th Apr 2014

    Notes: 3

    Reblogged from therealdjsega

    image: Download

    therealdjsega:

WE BACK @ IT AGAIN THIS YEAR. ##MDBP2014 Lessss gooo🎉🎉👻

jesus christ if I could get Diplo, Outkast, Sleigh Bells, DJ Sega and Swizzymack at the same show, it’s game over. It’s not even like Coachella or Bonnaroo where I say “look at all the good bands I’ve listened to who will be performing there! so many good bands!” This is more along the lines of “who the fuck is looking at my iTunes and why are they tailoring a festival just for me, from big names to small?”

    therealdjsega:

    WE BACK @ IT AGAIN THIS YEAR. ##MDBP2014 Lessss gooo🎉🎉👻

    jesus christ if I could get Diplo, Outkast, Sleigh Bells, DJ Sega and Swizzymack at the same show, it’s game over. It’s not even like Coachella or Bonnaroo where I say “look at all the good bands I’ve listened to who will be performing there! so many good bands!” This is more along the lines of “who the fuck is looking at my iTunes and why are they tailoring a festival just for me, from big names to small?”

     
  9. 14:30 5th Apr 2014

    Notes: 7

    Reblogged from thecomedybureau

    thecomedybureau:

    Dan Harmon has managed to make a fun podcast out of playing D&D with special guests and it’s about to even made better as it will be animated so we can see exactly what Harmon and company are describing. 

    There’s a nice preview of it at the link featuring Workaholics’ Blake Anderson.

    Wait wait wait I really have trouble enjoying podcasts but this sounds perfect for me.

     
  10. 14:42 3rd Apr 2014

    Notes: 90

    Reblogged from popculturebrain

    slacktory:

    Slacktory friend Alex Coulombe made a spot-on mashup of Game of Thrones and the GI Joe PSA parodies from FenslerFilm.

    I kinda hate this but kinda love it.

     
  11. I had no idea the animation was so rich in Batman: The Animated Series. Clayface’s spaz-out must’ve been a chore to draw out, but it looks way better than so many other shows of the time.

     
  12. Girl Talk x Freeway, “Tolerated ft. Waka Flocka Flame”

    wondering what Girl Talk’s been up to? putting together some dramatic beats for an upcoming EP with Freeway and also apparently putting his fist right through haters

     
  13. UFO!, “Culture Vulture”

    Damn I wanna get married to this song. Nobody will speak for the whole ceremony, me and my bride will Bernie down the aisle in turn, everyone whipping their heads in circles to the beat for the entirety of the afternoon. The organist just twerks his ass up and down on the keys and somehow this jam blasts out the pipes. Instead of throwing rice, everyone just fires uzis into the skies, even— no, especially— the grandparents.

    The bounciest bounce song I ever did hear.

     
  14. yeah girls don’t you have hands

    yeah girls don’t you have hands

     
  15. No I’m pretty sure Illuminate has ruined several of my nights, if not the world

    No I’m pretty sure Illuminate has ruined several of my nights, if not the world