December 2011
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I’m leaving the warm snuggly all-encompassing embrace of the internet for awhile.
So while I’m gone, here’s some of my favorite .gifs. They have all my personality.
And if it doesn’t work, I can’t exactly fix it until I’m back, so nards.
“Hey we’ve got a place to sleep it’s no problem you can stay at my friend’s car” - me on New Year’s
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I’d like everyone to meet my 4 most recent followers: Pauletta Ortlieb, Jaimie Fedler, Kareen Luvert and Dong Springer.
You had me at “Fuck balls” RT @geooorgiefruit Fuck balls fuck assholes
And I know a thing or two about capturing girls
Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day I was dead of no-heart
Fillin up your cheeks like chipmunks do #freestyle
WHO IS PORCELAIN BLACK?
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G-Eazy, “Lost in Translation”
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Facebook Timeline only proves that I was still ranting about burritos three years ago. Doesn’t scupper any political campaign. prolly helps
Who’s this Kim Jong-Il and why was he nominated for a GRAMMY?!
RT @Horse_ebooks: “Regan, great news! I implemented your valuable advice from our last telephone
My two fave new songs right now are Born to Lose and Born to Die. Not a good month for birth
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SO HAPPY TO DANCE TO @DIPLO WITH MICHAEL PIEL
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WatchSleigh Bells, “Born To Lose”
I’m seeing Diplo for free tonight! Sleigh Bells has a new song out! It’s like as soon as this apartment starts winding down, everything is going right! Thanks confirmation bias!
These guys are masters of turning something loud and violent into a loving and caring feeling. Alexis sounds like a mom reassuring her child, and Derek just Godzilla...
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anyone up? want to A.I.M. each other??
“I need help with my geography test.” “Oh, just lie back and think of England.” — advice to my daughter
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“I’m not your fortune teller
I’m not your spirit guide
I’m...”
– Phantogram, “Don’t Move”
The last line reads understated but sounds like the weight of the world is behind it.
Brooklyn Bowl. Union Pool. These are my studying materials.
I just realized that in heaven you can have sex with everyone ever. I think I’m converting, guys
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jj, “Are You Still in Valda?”
The...
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WatchLil Wayne, “6 Foot 7 Foot”
I simply can’t believe that this is the first time in hip-hop music video history where the director said to himself “what if we just provide literal interpretations of the rhymes?” This is basically Weezy’s version of “On To The Next One.” If Jay-Z is an art film, Lil Wayne is a cartoon.
I’m ripping videos straight...
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“I’m not here to make friends.” - me at the clone factory
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WatchAnd just like that, it all melts away. Here’s David Bazan, solo artist and former frontman for Pedro The Lion, covering what’s probably my favorite Christmas song: “Just Like Christmas” by Low.
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“One mistake in 44 years, and I’m not given the benefit of the doubt. I really...”
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Jerry Bostic, principal of Brookside Elementary School in Gastonia, who was forced to retire after suspending a 9-year-old boy for allegedly telling a teacher he thought she was “cute.”
The school claimed Emanyea Lockett had sexually harassed the teacher, but later apologized and said the...
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It's like someone found my favorite band and my...
Upset.
swagandpassion asked: thanks for link to mix
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“Men and women live in different worlds. At core, men are afraid women will laugh...”
– Gavin De Becker
Every once in awhile I begin to think that, as people, we aren’t all so different from each other. We cross our arms when we feel uncomfortable, we all think small talk is a waste of time; then I encounter a piece of information which reminds me that, no matter how similar our...
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RT @girltalk: Avery tare watched the steelers game at my house today. I dont know him, and I wasnt there. Watchin the dvr of it now, 1st …
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The A.V. Club - "Tom Cruise to fight space aliens... →
Tom Cruise has signed on for All You Need Is Kill, but it’s also being rewritten. Probably to accommodate the aging Cruise’s original role as a fresh-faced military recruit. Maybe it won’t ruin everything.
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Lana Del Rey, “Born to Die”
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RT @mental_floss: For the New Year’s Eve countdown in Brasstown, NC, a live possum is lowered from the roof of a Citgo just before midnight.
the only dudebro in Clinton Hill
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Childish Gambino: Camp | Album Reviews | Pitchfork →
I’ve been checking Pitchfork recently to see if they would actually get to reviewing Childish Gambino. They did! And it’s quite a review.