1. 00:30 20th Jan 2012

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    Tags: ArcherquotefunnyBurt Reynolds

    Archer S03E04 Lines

    “Yeah, it’s pretty hard to stay anonymous when you’re the world’s greatest secret agent.”

    “Ha! Elaborate voicemail hoax. Leave it.”

    “Yeah! Right in the head and ass!”

    “Damn! Krieger can’t outrun anything with all that handicap shit!”

    “You should get a Bat-Pole.”
    “9,000 bucks.”

    “I forgot about Hawk!”
    “He was part Indian.”
    “Right!”

    “Oh! Herro!”
    “Herro…”

    “Cuban villains!”

    “Wait, was that the same footage?”

    “No, we okay~”
    “Don’t you TOUCH ME”
    “…Is that a ghost?”

    “Leave me for some hot little 20 year old? Well I’ll show him, I’ll go find me a 10 year old!”
    “Ew!”
    “Yeah I don’t think you wanna do that…”
    “Shut up.”
    “Okay. Taxi!”

     
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