Brian scrolls faster and faster, flipping his fingers down the holo-screen, the years falling away like gross old leaves. 2008, 2007, 2006…
He finally arrives at the “Born” page on Facebook, ignoring the 16 year gap missing from his life. What should greet him but a PICTURE OF A CAT ON A KEYBOARD IN SPACE that he uploaded as such a naive young lad, never expecting Intergalactic Music Felinism to become the world’s predominant religion.
Everything begins fading to WHITE, the cat becomes hard to see within the ivory Facebook Timeline accents. The last notes of the ever-rocking “Breathe You” ring out.
Only to be followed by the first peals of “Raining Blood.”
FADE OUT
THE END