I do not think our friendship will last that long.
“Success tool”
EDIT:
Want to grab him and shake him and yell “PLEASE STOP EXPLODING SO MUCH”
I am new Facebook friends with a guy I met at a party. We exchanged numbers so I could teach him how to unicycle this week.
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swagandpassion said:
Chaz? Ah, dammit. He’s ruining my name indirectly lol.
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