1. No I’m pretty sure Illuminate has ruined several of my nights, if not the world

    No I’m pretty sure Illuminate has ruined several of my nights, if not the world

     
  2. I would really like to read the sympathetic comments that were under this post.

    I would really like to read the sympathetic comments that were under this post.

     
  3. so this was probably originally said in a very weird way to some people who were upset about an ill dog but hell yes to this idea. Plus… everyone likes a three-legged dog

    so this was probably originally said in a very weird way to some people who were upset about an ill dog but hell yes to this idea. Plus… everyone likes a three-legged dog

     
  4. I’m pretty sure those’re the lyrics to “Who’s Died”
R.I.P. The King

    I’m pretty sure those’re the lyrics to “Who’s Died”

    R.I.P. The King

     
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    it could of happened anywhere and that is a sad fact but i’m a little glad it happened at ShenanigansBar Davenport

    it could of happened anywhere and that is a sad fact but i’m a little glad it happened at ShenanigansBar Davenport

     
  6. 10:44 30th Jan 2014

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    actuallygrimes:

i  am appreciating my fathers internet presence 

I should get my dad to friend Grimes’ dad.

    actuallygrimes:

    i  am appreciating my fathers internet presence 

    I should get my dad to friend Grimes’ dad.

     
  7. Welcome to the Future of Theater

    image

    Now that you’ve come to the end of this, refresh yourself on the start of it all. (Also, I am not the “Me” profile, I found this image on SA [paywall, probably.])

     
  8. IT IS SO FUN TO TALK TO PEOPLE

    I LOVE MAKING NEW FRIENDS

    LOOK AT HOW OBSESSED I AM ABOUT IT

    WHAT AM I DOING WRONG aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

     
  9. lmao for the rest of my life at the uphill battle of communicating with anyone who isn’t in my inner circle

     
  10. Damn straight you did, Ann. My bride will never be given one of my McChickens. I’ll tell you that right now, upfront.

    Damn straight you did, Ann. My bride will never be given one of my McChickens. I’ll tell you that right now, upfront.

     
  11. is our childrens learning

     
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    Facebook needs to start using “Deleted User #1” tags or something, I don’t want someone to force me into electroshock therapy when all my early statuses are barren in three years.
if I was stalked by a psychiatrist, she or he could get me locked up as a patient. I’d be defenseless to stop it. The realities of our time.
edit: it isn’t really clear but i’m certain there are at least three deleted accounts participating here

    Facebook needs to start using “Deleted User #1” tags or something, I don’t want someone to force me into electroshock therapy when all my early statuses are barren in three years.

    if I was stalked by a psychiatrist, she or he could get me locked up as a patient. I’d be defenseless to stop it. The realities of our time.

    edit: it isn’t really clear but i’m certain there are at least three deleted accounts participating here

     
  13. A story that Facebook told me as I scrolled down an event page




     
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    My first search that came back with no results and now I’ve lost all interest.
(Okay I lied it couldn’t give me results for “anal” OR “fisting” ugghhhh why bother)

    My first search that came back with no results and now I’ve lost all interest.

    (Okay I lied it couldn’t give me results for “anal” OR “fisting” ugghhhh why bother)

     
  15. HELL YES I AM PLAYING WITH THIS THING ALLLLLLLL DAY

    For instance, did you know…

    That as we get older we become dulled to our own emotions? And another thing that happens when we get older:

    We talk up life more to push back the thought of our impending doom, whereas teens have almost three times as many life-or-death experiences as old folks.

    We think most cool things are cool until we learn other ways to describe them as such. It looks like I’ll be saying “dope” until I’m about 25, at which point I’m equally as likely to say it and “hella,” because that’s totally how people talk these days. (Or at least type.) Finally, all falls before the power of “hip,” especially “swag,” which nobody discusses after the age of 45. All swag has left our frail bodies.

    I will do everything in my power to say “dong” well into fading health.

    hahahahhaahaha 60 year olds talk about Lindsay Lohan way more than anyone else, GET IT TOGETHER IT’S MILEY’S TURN NOW