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    It’s very nice to know that there are still things in this world that, if they even can be explained, aren’t worth explaining.
I was acutely aware of the significance but didn’t say anything publicly on the anniversary of his death. I can’t resist. For all of its chintzy pointlessness: I miss you Mitt, and all this talk about guns haunts me for the lack of your smile.

    It’s very nice to know that there are still things in this world that, if they even can be explained, aren’t worth explaining.

    I was acutely aware of the significance but didn’t say anything publicly on the anniversary of his death. I can’t resist. For all of its chintzy pointlessness: I miss you Mitt, and all this talk about guns haunts me for the lack of your smile.

     
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    Some lady’s response to the news story that two people were shot tonight in Clearwater, FL.
I checked my D&D Monster Manual and I can’t find the entry for Irony Elemental. Maybe they forgot it? Or maybe not including it was the point. Either way, I found one in the wild! no longer a myth

    Some lady’s response to the news story that two people were shot tonight in Clearwater, FL.

    I checked my D&D Monster Manual and I can’t find the entry for Irony Elemental. Maybe they forgot it? Or maybe not including it was the point. Either way, I found one in the wild! no longer a myth

     
  3. Fuckers. Fuckers who can’t read, fuckers who defend their right to kill. I didn’t post that comment because I’m still trying to do the merely-okay thing.

    I’ve found that over the past week and a half, I’ve referred to pretty much everyone as fuckers. I’m okay with this. From fuckers wandering down the middle of the lane in the parking lot to fuckers who try to shut me down for my unseemly passion. They aren’t bad, they aren’t evil, but they’re fucking things up. You don’t have to believe that they’re fucking up the progress of people, I ain’t the one to decree that no matter how much I believe it, but they’re fucking with my mental state.

    o lord forgive them, they know not what they fuck

     
  4. No I’m pretty sure Illuminate has ruined several of my nights, if not the world

    No I’m pretty sure Illuminate has ruined several of my nights, if not the world

     
  5. I would really like to read the sympathetic comments that were under this post.

    I would really like to read the sympathetic comments that were under this post.

     
  6. so this was probably originally said in a very weird way to some people who were upset about an ill dog but hell yes to this idea. Plus… everyone likes a three-legged dog

    so this was probably originally said in a very weird way to some people who were upset about an ill dog but hell yes to this idea. Plus… everyone likes a three-legged dog

     
  7. I’m pretty sure those’re the lyrics to “Who’s Died”
R.I.P. The King

    I’m pretty sure those’re the lyrics to “Who’s Died”

    R.I.P. The King

     
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    it could of happened anywhere and that is a sad fact but i’m a little glad it happened at ShenanigansBar Davenport

    it could of happened anywhere and that is a sad fact but i’m a little glad it happened at ShenanigansBar Davenport

     
  9. 10:44 30th Jan 2014

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    actuallygrimes:

i  am appreciating my fathers internet presence 

I should get my dad to friend Grimes’ dad.

    actuallygrimes:

    i  am appreciating my fathers internet presence 

    I should get my dad to friend Grimes’ dad.

     
  10. Welcome to the Future of Theater

    image

    Now that you’ve come to the end of this, refresh yourself on the start of it all. (Also, I am not the “Me” profile, I found this image on SA [paywall, probably.])

     
  11. IT IS SO FUN TO TALK TO PEOPLE

    I LOVE MAKING NEW FRIENDS

    LOOK AT HOW OBSESSED I AM ABOUT IT

    WHAT AM I DOING WRONG aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

     
  12. lmao for the rest of my life at the uphill battle of communicating with anyone who isn’t in my inner circle

     
  13. Damn straight you did, Ann. My bride will never be given one of my McChickens. I’ll tell you that right now, upfront.

    Damn straight you did, Ann. My bride will never be given one of my McChickens. I’ll tell you that right now, upfront.

     
  14. is our childrens learning

     
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    Facebook needs to start using “Deleted User #1” tags or something, I don’t want someone to force me into electroshock therapy when all my early statuses are barren in three years.
if I was stalked by a psychiatrist, she or he could get me locked up as a patient. I’d be defenseless to stop it. The realities of our time.
edit: it isn’t really clear but i’m certain there are at least three deleted accounts participating here

    Facebook needs to start using “Deleted User #1” tags or something, I don’t want someone to force me into electroshock therapy when all my early statuses are barren in three years.

    if I was stalked by a psychiatrist, she or he could get me locked up as a patient. I’d be defenseless to stop it. The realities of our time.

    edit: it isn’t really clear but i’m certain there are at least three deleted accounts participating here