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A 37-year-old Virginia man severely disfigured by a 1997 gun accident has received the most extensive full-face transplant in medical history, according to University of Maryland Medical Center surgeons.
“lol wouldn’t it be hilarious if we gave him some waggly neck fat out of nowhere?”
Wow, Garth Ennis really nailed healed facial gunshot wounds:
To his friend…
So glad that everyone portrayed on “Our Valued Customers” is a real comic store patron. What a bitter subset of humanity. I would know, I love comic stores.
I’ve had this open on my computer since Christmas, if you couldn’t tell. It’s still funny and I just read a book for three hours so it’s time to indulge.
Courtesy of Buttersafe
Courtesy of Chainsawsuit, where artist Kris Straub wrote a little bit more on this tumblr problem. The bit about it being seen as “inappropriate” to credit creators is very interesting— I think it has something to do with the design of tumblr itself.
Okay I’m done with comics that have a point, here’s Gunshow with some typical irreverent suicidal-deer humor.
Here’s another great one. In my experience, every English professor who knows what they’re talking about will agree with this.
Oh christ this makes me happysad thanks to my own thoughts regarding cats’ awareness of their own mortality and existence.
This should be an ad for Prilosec.
Alternately: “I hate watching nearly all Youtube videos.”
I will never not like an “Animal? Animaaaaaaaaaaalllll!!” joke.
via Buttersafe
I’m gonna use “ass” as a verb from now on.
Sheen Family Circus
But the poetry could have been religious in nature! Or the religion could be founded on a worship of poetry! SO MUCH POTENTIAL LOST
(Source: crimesagainsthughsmanatees)
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