Oh good, I reached the final chapter of today’s Internet usage. Now I may rest my weary brain for the night.
What kind of wacky antics does a dog who does stand-up comedy get into? Mostly sitting in an apartment full of self-doubt.
Created with Mikala Bierma.
Look at all the cute little sadness! Maybe this’ll be my life someday soon (I’m planning on having expensive dog-conversion surgery.)
Film Crit Hulk Smash: Hulk Vs. The Girls Criticism
The final word on the misplaced agonizing about this damn fine show.
A VOYAGE TO LAPUTA, BALNIBARBI, LUGGNAGG, GLUBBDUBDRIB, AND JAPAN
—
Chapter title in Gulliver’s Travels by Johnathan Swift
Probably the only time I’ve ever laughed out loud at a table of contents.
on the meanest dope there is: DOPAMINE! LOOOOOOL (laughing out over others or often offensively loud)
Me playing a single-player videogame in front of a group of friends. GPOY
Not one mangy dog? what does that have to do with my diagnosis, Ariel?
How’re them Duke boys gettin’ outta this flypaper factoryCRACK
“And that’s why you always want the plastic bottle brands.
… Well that and they’re dirt cheap burnvictimizing shitwaters”
“First Date Jitters” by Five Second Films
Rookie mistake. You should only admit to something like that with an arm around her shoulders so you can move in for the kiss immediately after.
Lil B at NYU.
I can’t.
Omg.
lmao
Reblogging for FM Chubs.
Ha, did you see what I wrote about it? I read the whole transcript yesterday too.
“Everytime I see a sexy dog”
#whatshouldwecallme
Andrew Puggle-yew K.
(reeeeeally stretchin with that one)
At first I didn’t know how that second headline was possibly news, but then I realized they’re talking about the homecoming of The Situation and Snooki, respectively.
REEEEEEEEEEE
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