Oh good, I reached the final chapter of today’s Internet usage. Now I may rest my weary brain for the night.
Will Sasso Lemon Compilation
Aaaaaaaaaaand I’m installing Vine now.
Kid History 6
I watched one of these yesterday and then all of these yesterday— grown men acting out stories told by children. This one is about eating healthy food. The characters have such expressive faces and lip dubbing.
OMG IT’S THE HERETOFORE UNSEEN DOUBLE-REGAN CROSS-COAST SIMULTANEOUS SMACKDOWN
“oh Stairs, take me you ravishing brigand”
HAHAHAHA wow what human faces
(Source: carlovely)
I think I injected Photoshop into my brain
courtesy of Something Awful’s Content-Aware Shenanigans thread, we’re ridin this train from Cutesville all the way to New Hellswick
Dubstep Mashup of the Day: Think one Skrillex song is bad? Try nineteen. At once.
Yeah.
[vulture.]
I BURST OUT LAUGHING AT THE DROP
edit: To (maybe) explain why I laughed, the sheer wall of sound at the jump between 2 songs to 11 songs is unexpected. Even though we’re told exactly what this video is, I’ve never heard anything like it before. We’re at a point in music production where people are “mashing-up” eleven different songs as a gag. The concept of it would have made no sense a decade ago.
![thedailywhat:
How To of the Day: Need to manufacture a makeshift feral raccoon suit in a hurry? Vice has got you covered.
[22words.]
Seriously, this article is like if a photo series accompanied your typical McSweeney’s piece. I owe Vice more of my money and time.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luo0jaaRp91qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
How To of the Day: Need to manufacture a makeshift feral raccoon suit in a hurry? Vice has got you covered.
[22words.]
Seriously, this article is like if a photo series accompanied your typical McSweeney’s piece. I owe Vice more of my money and time.
jillthejellyfish submitted.
Mod comment: Ariel, I don’t think Flounder likes that very much.
I had a flash of a whole movie where the characters had these faces, and now a single tear is meandering down my cheek.
Creepy Dr. Watson
Dr. Watson moves only through terrifying monster movie jump-cuts. Openly laughing in my empty apartment. Unashamed. Happy Halloween.
Okay this blog kills me so hard so I had to try one out for myself I’m sorry
ninied submitted.
mod comment: /SCREAM
THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING. DFGJDFG I love you for doing this to me but it was 3am when I first saw this and I cannot muffle my laughter. Someone send for help, I’m dying.
If only the dream sequences in A Goofy Movie were exactly like this. So much dead-eye in the top picture.
From Archer S03E03, "Heart of Archness, Pt. 3"
- Cheryl: Jeez-O, Lana. Answer your stupid phone.
- Pirate (through phone): Hello. Give me Sterling Archer muddah!
- Cheryl: (hits hold button) Oh my god, be more Chinese-y. (yells) Pirates! Line two!
- Malory: Wha- Well, put them through!
- Cheryl: Oh my god, be more I-hate-you. (yells) That's why your phone is blinking!
- Malory: Oh. Hello?
- Cheryl: This is Mah-lory Ah-chuhh!
I scrolled through this dude’s tumblr for a terrifyingly long amount of time before I finally found a picture that made me laugh. So worth it.
“They’re like giant Stretch Armstrongs.”
These two scenes opened up a world of possibilities for The Venture Bros, allowing them to get so much more wild than just a Johnny Quest parody. The show’s protagonists can die in any episode. It’s like Kenny from South Park, except with a point.
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