At first I didn’t know how that second headline was possibly news, but then I realized they’re talking about the homecoming of The Situation and Snooki, respectively.
Trailer for The FP (NSFW)
Only one man can stop another dude from ruling something via Dance Dance Revolution and then a guy dies and look someone’s holding some boobs and why are all these people turning “nigga” into an acronym.
Coming March 25th to a limited release maybe near yo— wait, this already came out? And it made only $30,000 back from its million dollar budget? And it’s part of a burgeoning new film subgenre (“Awfulcore,” or “Fashionably Bad”) in which the movies are designed to be made fun of?
I truly can’t decide if I love this or hate this. I would hate it because it’s impossible to manufacture camp, and so there’s some automatic revulsion at the idea. I love it because A MOVIE THAT WANTS ME TO TALK DURING IT!!!
Wikipedia - List of U.S. State Soils
Signs your homework is going well: finding this dark corner of Wikipedia.
I need to pick up some tifton, get back to my roots. (rimshot)
for the love of the game, and to make sure my exes aren’t getting any action of their own. i’m also full of hate, so comparing my radial symmetry to others makes me feel better.
Ants Circle
Sometimes the leader ant of a large ant swarm will walk in a little loop and accidentally start following one of the ants behind him. Then this happens.
Batten down the hatches for the hurricant
Listverse - "10 National Fast Foods You Should Try"
Are they presuming that I haven’t tried hamburgers, pizza, burritos or french fries? This is a joke, right? Or is Listverse based in a famine-ravaged country?
I did have a lamb-burger (lamburger?) in Chinatown today and that was ill. $3 KINDA ILL
Meanwhile, Piven’s triplets search for a way down from the mantle.
yo as rebloggable as this photo is, anyone noticed that this girl has a machete in her purse? that thing is longer than two phones! which means it could almost wound me!
I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth!
SUMMER 2010XXX SPRING BREAK
Cody Simpson, “iYiYi’ ft. Flo Rida”
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